A Little About Me

A Little About Me

I'm a BITCH!😉No seriously, good afternoon to all of you beautiful assholes out there. I hope you are having an amazing day. I want to share with you my purpose for creating my blog/shop. I have what I think is a unique taste in what I like for home décor, and no matter how hard I try I can not find what I like in any of the home décor retail stores. So, I thought, "Why don't you just design your own?".

I have been messing around, designing metal sublimated signs for my other online store for a while now, and I absolutely LOVE designing. But, I also LOVE being a twisted smartass! I've had to keep that side under wraps for over 5 years now, and I really needed to break free of that for my own sanity. I call myself a little weird because I like the unusual, the unique … the things that you just do not see every day. I'm head over heels for the 'creepy' and the 'spooky', yet sometimes I love the 'cute' too. What I create depends on my mood at any given moment. If you stick around long enough, you'll most likely be able to identify what mood I'm in by the piece I'm creating.

I established The Twisted Crone because I'm just so tired of feeling like I have to follow the norm, always worried about whether or not I might offend someone. Well, I will tell you right now there is a very good chance that will happen. I have a Twisted sense of humor, So my advice would be if you are the type of asshat that gets offended easily, this won't be the place for you. I want to share my journey with you because I truly feel that there are many of you out there just like me. Well, that is how The Twisted Crone came to be.

Oh just one more thing before I sign off for the night....... If you are the type of person that is offended by sales links then you will be offended by this blog. Yes, I will try to sell you shit. I need to make money. Yes, I will try to sell my friends' shit. They need to make money too. We all work very hard on our designs and there are actual thoughts, feelings and energy that we put into all of our creations, and I believe we deserve to make money from that.

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